obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

Feb 21 2:21 with 322,751 notes

lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

Feb 01 3:23 with 99,602 notes

Feb 01 3:19 with 114,005 notes

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

Feb 01 3:08 with 579,980 notes

sadistcunt:

i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day

(Source: unproud)

Jan 04 22:43 with 310,155 notes
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